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According to the Gman Squad episode 5:
"A crundle is a flap of skin between your ballsack and the butthole. Much like a taint."

If you get shot by a Gman wearing glasses, your must promptly shout, "Ah! My crundle!"
"Ah, my crundle! Ah, my tits....my tits..."
Crundle by Crackbone'sLover June 23, 2009

bundle of crundle 

A female who is heinous. She is so disgusting and fat that she looks like a bunch of crundle, hence her being called a bundle of crundle.
Holy shit she is fat, she looks like a bundle of crundle!

crundle monster 

The frightening creature that dwells within a women's crundle. Usually, this monster creaps out whenever the women bends over and it makes this sound- rraaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. This monster is among the worst smelling things found on earth and resembles some kind of mix between a hermit crab, a hobbit, and Hank Aaron. Warning signs for a women with a crundle: a gunt, a muffin top, a Fupa, a Vagamuch, or with feke.
Look out! The crundle monster is gonna get you.
crundle monster by A.J.-Eggy February 8, 2007
The area between the ass and the penis/vagina, also known as a taint. Usually the breeding ground for dingleberries.
Baby, you got a bundle in your crundle...
crundle by Jimmy Knuckles March 10, 2004
Appearing at the lower section of a very large womens ass, the crundle appears as two protruding folds of lumpy butt fat on either side of the crack. This area has a never-ending wedgie and will atract your gaze no matter how hard you attempt to look away. The crundle becomes particularly defined when the women bends over. WARNING: watch out for the crundle monster
Gross! That womens crundle is all sweaty.
crundle by A.J.-Eggy February 8, 2007

crundle cop 

Crundle cop is the officer who either inspects or if you pay him he will look after your crundle. ;D
Jon:oh thank god for my crundle cop, if it wasn't for him my crundle would of caught crundalis.
crundle cop by CrundleCop. September 20, 2010
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