monster candy

-Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.

-Candy that eats people.

-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!

-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!

by NotTheCandy December 17, 2012

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muscle candy

A long line of various nutritional supplements used in the fitness industry to promote better muscle tone, recovery, strength gains, and endurance.

N.O. Explode is great muscle candy.

by Kevin Kage July 4, 2012

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One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.

Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."

by the mysterious j September 7, 2013

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ink candy

Ink slang for Tattoos. Candy as in an attractive female, usually young.

Did you see that hot Ink Candy in the green bikini down at the surf?

by demon369 September 18, 2013

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practical candy

Candy that lasts too long to have munchies on like hard candy or chewing gum.

"Ah man! You bought practical candy! We can't eat that when we have munchies after smoking this weed!"

"Ah man! We only have practical candy for this 8 hour bus ride! This sucks!"

by Backpackingsmokers February 26, 2014

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Soul Candy

Any uplifting street drug i.e. METH or Cocaine

"Ay you got any soul candy, ese?"

by lemonfishstick898 February 11, 2015

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dance candy

The mood-altering drugs people take at parties to unwind and chill or to lose control.

I've been at this party for 2 hours and beer ain't cutting it, so I'm going to try some dance candy. I want to get my freak on pronto. quaaludes, ecstasy, MDMA, Molly, chill, party, hallucinate, drugs, memory loss, roofies

by joecoolthefool August 17, 2015

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