Brow beater

When a girl kneels in front of you and sucks your balls as you slap your cock between her eyes.

She was perfect, she took a brow beater on the first date!

by Cudotz July 29, 2016

Lady Batter Bobsleigh

A greeting used most commonly by people under the influence of the chronic bionic.

Phil walks into room of people: Lady Batter Bobsleigh and people reply aye!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Junior Wife Beater

The alternative high alchohol content lager to Stella Artois, known as Kronenbourg 1664.

See also Wife Beater

Matt: Come on then lads, lets have a round the clock session! Last one there has to drink Junior Wife Beater all day!

3 hours later....

Ryan: Hector, where you been man! Looks like your drinking Junior all day long now!

by Steeman May 4, 2005

betteridge

When a jester-like fool mixes up words and phrases whilst under pressure and instead forms new words or phrases.

Somone doing so is said to: 'have a betteridge'

or to be 'having a betteridge'

e.g. Richard is having having a right betteridge

microwave becomes wicrowave
hulk hogan becomes holk hugan

dead dog becomes hahaha

by johnny bumhole August 28, 2009

Bitter cunt

A bitter cunt can be many things. Usually when a woman have bad sex with a guy, they typically move on from their bad experience. A bitter cunt would have ONE bad experience sex experience and become so unsatisfied that she becomes bitter and think all men are the cause of the world's problems. She can also be a just an unpleasure person to hang out with.

Sentence One:

Friend One:

Have you heard of Amanda?

Friend Two:

Yeah, I have. After that one bad sex experience we had together, she became such a bitter cunt towards men.

Sentence Two:

Man:

Hey, wanna play video games with me?

Woman:

DID YOU SAY YOU WANNA RAPE ME??

Man:

Why are you such a bitter cunt?

by TylerPreston20 June 14, 2018

battery chicken

employee of a large company

He works for HP, he's just a battery chicken.

by Khoji July 5, 2007

batter boobs

pendulous breasts that, when lifted and tickled from beneath, the fingers doing the tickling can be seen through the thin skin from the top.

After loosing a lot of weight, my wife was left with batter boobs.

by Kylexy September 16, 2007