An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022

spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break

“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”

by HJay November 20, 2023

steez break

Used by schools in central South Africa to inform each other to meet in the bathroom to smoke/vape

person 1: STEEZ BREAK
person 2: time to go steez
person 3: STEEZ BREAK

by Nyash Warrior 69420 July 31, 2022

break a leg

they want you to get a cast in a movie but also want you to actually break a leg irl for rizz

yo bro, I hope you break a leg, that'll get you fizz dawg

by neva got give u up May 11, 2023

Breaking the Halo

Breaking The Halo, or Breaking A Halo is a term describing basically disrupting the peace in a conversation or action.
It's a simple reminder that what you're about to say is probably going to hurt the peace.

How the term "Breaking the Halo" could be used in a sentence, is let's say for example, your dog had sadly passed away a day ago. A conversation may go like this:

You: "hey... I don't wanna Break the Halo, but, my dog died a day ago."
Friend: "Dude, what..?"
Friend 2: "we were enjoying our peace, but got struck with this..? What the hell even happened?"

by Si1berMond January 22, 2025

make-and-break engine

An old-style "one-lunger" power-plant dat guys love working on and fussing over, but which takes up so much of their time and energy dat dey tend to make their significant other feel ignored or left out, and thus said female main squeeze may decide to "break it off" with said motor-head, forcing him to rush back to her and "make up".

Bert Dow was not married; his sister Lela lived with him to cook and keep house. So while she may have been irritated at da noise of --- and da time dat Bert spent servicing --- da make-and-break engine on his "Tidely Idley" boat, she was probably not gonna go so far as to bail on him because of it.

by QuacksO February 1, 2023

Neck breaking seats

The front seats of a movie theater where extended neck muscle straining leaves you sore and wishing for a trip to a chiropractor.

All the good seats are sold out; I guess we'll have to buy the neck breaking seats

by GlueBank January 8, 2020