skyzone balls

Skyzone balls is when you shave your ballsack and start jumping on the trampolines at skyzone, and it performs a loud clapping sound.

“When I was at skyzone, I was jumping and everyone heard my skyzone balls!”

by BumHole69420 February 20, 2022

Ball-Jackhammeritous

The tendency to bounce on one's own balls with their butt at the speed of a jackhammer.

Me: WOOOHOOOOHOoHOOHooO
Peter: Whats wrong with him?
John: He's got Ball-Jackhammeritous, he can't help it.

by Awesome_Sauce01 March 2, 2022

Lucky Ball

A ball on a man that is slightly smaller than his other one. This is often true in the case of men with a small penis.

Lou... Thats a nice Lucky ball ya got there!

by Spicy McHaggis December 23, 2003

ball and cock

ball and cock is the opposite to cock and balls.

the fuck dose ball and cock mean

by soggy nutts February 2, 2021

Crispy Balls

When balls are shriveled up to the point of crispy essence.

“You’ve been out in the cold too long” “you’ve probably got crispy balls man”

by Jimmy9923 February 14, 2021

Ball Bonnet

The method of neatly wrapping your wrinkle twins with toilet paper, tying it off into a cute bow just above your hog. This is effective when anticipating a particularly percussive poop in order to avoid getting poop on your balls. When finished, simply undo the ball bonnet and drop in the toilet.

"How'd it go in there" "Pretty rough, ended up having to do a ball bonnet"

by hikingboot April 1, 2021

Mirror balls

The act of dumping glitter down the front of an unsuspecting sweaty person's pants especially post workout or post coitus.

Either Disco is making a comeback or the frat house down the street has been giving out mirror balls nightly.

by Khaavren May 13, 2021