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Half Moon Bay

Small lil town an hour south of SF. There’s nothing to do here unless you’re into surfing, beachside pilates, dog-walking, and other white people things.

Weed here is pretty mid, you’re better off going to Pacifica or SF. Come to think of it, there’s no real dispensary here either :(

People here tend to think they’re the shit. It’s a small podunk town so everyone pretty much hates each other lol

The gangs here are pretty timid, even CSL and MLN are pretty much just minor cliques at this point. Calling them crews would be overselling them lol

There’s a crap ton of rednecks, takuaches wannabes, white people, occasional preps, but that’s pretty much it. The high school football team was good back right before the pandemic.
Half Moon Bay is pretty much only ideal for taking a piss after coming up from Santa Cruz. Not much else.
by Hova’s Witness March 22, 2023
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Half ass cheek

Skinheads and people with skin hair cuts who understand a buoyancy of life well enough to know the ultimate fundamental of any existence since weight is burden that has been overcome. The reference is derived from a whooty, her ass cheeks, which half of it looks exactly like the back of a skinheads head and someone with a skin hair cut.
Example 1: Than man is so straight, he an heterosexual everyone calls him a half ass cheek.

Example 2: Lucifer solved the problem in minutes today in class, the lecture teaching the class "she called him a half ass cheek".

Example 3: The sun shine is half ass cheek man.
by Cypharr March 15, 2016
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half-pibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's parent's half-sibling.
2. The half-sibling of one's parent-in-law.
My half-pibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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blob and a half

Someone who is so disheveled that they no longer look like a human.
Wow, is that Jacob? She looks like a blob and a half.
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Operation Half White Baby

A type of white fever where they want a sperm donor who will not charge them and actually pay for their stuff as part of a romance scam before dumping him later. A half-white kid is a status symbol in some places and then they can casually discard the man once they've made the baby or babies. They prefer men who would never donate their seed for quality reasons, a type of spermjacking and sexual fraud. The flip and bounce abroad or Back Home with the baby. He never sees it again or if they're forced to stay for legal reasons, she will raise it to hate him as an oppressor or something.
"Did you hear what happened to Jack? His new Thai wife ran off with his son, turns out she never really wanted him it was an Operation Half White Baby situation. She's showing off the kid on social media and acting like he never existed."
by paint88 June 30, 2024
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half-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's wife.
My half-co-niece-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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