Matthew Alexander

One hell of a guy, everyone should have a big matty in your life ;)

SOC: "Oh my its Matthew Alexander!"

Matt: *Walks in, wind blows through hair...(Oh wait)*

SOC: Faints *GASP*

by Anonymous041016 January 23, 2024

celina & alexa ignored

when celina and alexa read my messages but don’t reply cus they want me to die or wtv

i keep getting celina & alexa ignored on insta 😔

by ruthismisreal December 10, 2023

olly alexander

my little cutie pie cutie patootie cutesiest person ever u could pick him up like this 🤏 and carefully place him in ur pocket ☺️

“omg have u seen olly alexander recently?” “yes ofc he’s the loml !”

by ollyloml February 11, 2024

Russell Alexander Kitchens

The best kitchen company in all of the land. The guy called Jack that works there is a right hottie.

Have you seen Jack that works at Russell Alexander Kitchens? He's a hottie!!

by anonymoussausagelady March 25, 2024

Dirty Alexander

Whe someone sticks a fire hose up the anus and let's abit of water out

Oh I gave her the dirty Alexander

by DIRTY ALEXANDER April 3, 2024

en Alexander og Mikkel

at stikke af fra Sørens matematikmoduler

"Hej skal vi ikke lave en Alexander og Mikkel

by Dxwncn June 4, 2024

Crewe Alexandra

The best team in English football

Person 1: I'll be Crewe Alexandra
Person 2: why?
Person 1: Because they're the best team in English football

by nilmar0808 June 11, 2024