My hair is a bird

A synonym for the phrase, "Your argument is invalid."

Tom: You're a bad friend.

Nicolas: My hair is a bird.

Tom: Nevermind. My argument is invalid.

by Frankenstein Goldfinger March 1, 2009

pull birds

To check out the ladies.

Oi! Let's go pull some birds!

by MoonKnight January 23, 2003

wash your bird

A command used to remind one's young son (who has just begun bathing on his own) to wash his penis

Son: Dad, I'm going to take a bath.
Father: Don't forget to wash your bird.

by Sarahla July 26, 2006

Bird to Sign Time

This phrase is used by inbreds or hicks to replace the phrase "quarter mile time" when racing. Usually used by the inbreds when racing a POS truck against another POS truck. Imagine street racing without the city and out by a old barn and corn field.

"Hey Cletus, what your bird to sign time on that big ol' truck you have been haulin' that hay with?" "It's about 7.8 seconds I reckon." "Well shit, I suppose you would beat in my John Dear green tractor." "Damn straight, I'm packin' a 350 hemi supercharger in this bitch." "Your shittin me?"

by S_Diesel October 31, 2009

austrian bird principal

When air temperature lowers below -20C, the birds in higher altitudes freeze, becoming ice blocks. They then fall from the sky, and are seen as ice chunks. The ice chunks are prevalent in places where any type of bird is present. Therefore, by lakes and oceans, the ice balls found near the shore are actually frozen birds.

What are those ice chunks, daddy?" "well, they are frozen birds son, defined by the austrian bird principal

by ABP4lyfe February 26, 2011

The Big Silver Bird

The sexual act of sitting your partner in a high chair with a bib on, pulling your scrotum out flat either side of your erection like wings, and flying the "aeroplane" into their mouth

Dude the misso was being a sook the other night so i gave her the big silver bird

Hahah really?

Yeah man, noises and all. Was a pretty rough landing though

by H4949 June 1, 2016

Blue bird enjoyer

People who seem to appreciate video game characters who are blue birds. Those characters share many traits like narcissism, arrogance and being pretentious. People that enjoy one of these characters often seem to enjoy many of them. Blue birds are characters such as: Revali from the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Falco from the Star Fox serie and Birdley from Deltarune

Person A: Hey! What are your favorite video game characters?
Person B: I appreciate Revali from Breath of the Wild and Berdly from Dertarune.
Person A: Wow! I am a blue bird enjoyer too!

by normal_hehe June 29, 2023