Jackie's green bean salad

The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

doo wop salad

a really juicy doo wop portion of an otherwise non doo wop song

The doo wop salad in Reverse Mullet by Cojum Dip makes me unreasonably happy.

by Liability Luke July 2, 2022

Egg salad purse

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.

"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"

by dookeyshnops February 28, 2025

Salad Tossing

To Toss Someone’s Salad Is To Perform Oral Sex Someone's Anus. Theses Oral Sex Acts Can Include Such Things As Licking, Kissing, Tonguing, And Much More.

I Had To Make A Urban Dictionary Account To Prove To My Normie Sister, Mary That Salad Tossing Was Technically In A Dictionary.

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Yuki Tossed Aoi’s Salad

by TossTam July 17, 2021

Salad

Its a little as ass.

Guy1: Jesus look this Cake!!!
Guy2: Nah its a SALAD.
Guy1: True.

by SavageFathi May 3, 2017

Ground turkey in a salad

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.

M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"

by Mojaz July 20, 2018

Chicken Salad and Mayo

The equivalent of "cheese pizza", but for csam instead.

Person 1: "Why's he not here?"
Person 2: "He was caught looking at chicken salad and mayo on his computer. Even Tails couldn't save him."

by indetermite December 24, 2023