The Sealand Civil War

The largest war in human history, taking place in the country of Sealand.
Over 100 million died.

Man: I got drafted
Woman: Why!?
Man: To fight in the Sealand Civil War and protect my country!

by ThyOfThee September 2, 2023

World War Toilet

When you have to really use the bathroom or take a big shit. Usually after eating a big or greasy meal.

John: Oh, man. That 72oz steak went right through me. I'll be fighting in World War Toilet tonight.

by KnightofNerdom November 14, 2019

The Star Wars Generation

Children who grew up with the epic science fantasy film franchise Star Wars (mainly 1980s kids that is).

I'm part of the Star Wars generation. I remember back as a kid there were Star Wars toys and games everwhere and people were really obsessed with the film.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

Mickey Mouse War

A war that achieved nothing, was pointless, or was not worth the lives lost.

Vietnam was a Mickey Mouse War.

by Lord Roguy May 28, 2020

World war 1

Another saying for YouTube drama that is pointless and with no winners and fans of that YouTuber fighting with the fans of the YouTuber they are defending in the comment section aka no man’s land. The purpose was because of a YouTuber attacking another YouTuber and that other YouTuber came to that person’s defense and the list goes on. thanks to emperortigerstar for a video

Well did you see that YouTube drama that shit was like world war 1 but pointless

by The cheek freak from Mars April 30, 2022

Guatemalan War Hammer

When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.

"Did you see Stacy's black eye?"
"Yeah, Brian gave her a Guatemalan War Hammer."

by Lean Beef December 10, 2015

Great Turf War

On future Earth, Squids and Octopuses evolve into Octarians/Octlings and Inklings. They fight over territory, the Octarians were winning most of the war but eventually ended up retreating to Octo Valley.

Captain Cuddlefish and his Splatoon fought in The Great Turf War

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021