Lesbian dick

When you’re arguing with your partner and can’t come up with a better insult.

Fuck you, you lesbian dick

by Thatbitchfromtheblock August 12, 2024

Pulling a Dick

When you and your friends are minding your own business and some douchebag comes and starts acting like a damn dick.

"Bitch, what are you talking about? Stop pulling a dick! You know that is wrong!"

by AlternativeFactualUniverse February 23, 2017

Dick

Male genital

My wife took the house and the kids, I escaped with my dick and my soul.

by toetoetoefoot September 26, 2018

ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.

Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.

by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018

Peanut butter dick

A nasty dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“eww John has a peanut butter dick.” “Peanut butter dick is nasty.”

by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019

Dick Twittle

A person who enjoys playing with or grabbimg dicks

Jane is such a dick twittle. She always has a dick in her hand.

by myst1queb1tch September 22, 2016

dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024