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Dimmy Dick

A man with an orange shirt with their phone out.
The Dimmy Dick was walking around the park
by EmpressOfLight April 25, 2024
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monkey dick

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick
“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”
by iH8Trannys June 6, 2019
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prominent dick syndrome

Also known as PDS. Prominent dick syndrome is a condition in which an individual as a rather prominent dick.
Doctor: I have good and bad news. You have cancer. Also prominent dick syndrome.
Patient: Worth it.
by thebusiness April 16, 2014
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The Moby Dick

When you proceed to have anal sex with an over weight person. You then ejaculate in there ass so they then can fart it out of there blowhole aka “butthole” so that the other partner may catch it in there mouth.
Bro you won’t believe what happened last night! I met this at my AA meeting and she told me she’s into The Moby Dick! It was gross.
by The Crusty beav September 21, 2021
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Dicked down

To pound a girl good and hard without any strings attached or relationship drama,just pure hard sex, no feelings involved.
After David dickmatized her in September, Aden Twer took over and dicked down Samantha Hoffman (samcakes90) from November to December. All for free. He dicked her down so good, she was using her flight attendant privileges to go meet him in Philly for dick appointments to get her cheeks clapped. samcakes90 wanted someone to teach her how to be a slut. Twer2 rose to the challenge.
by Rochelle's pussy slayer April 3, 2024
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Dick Flipping Day

April 13th is Dick Flipping Day ,Taken or NOT a girl or guy will flip you're dick 🍆
Hey Moe can I flip your dick ?

Why said moe

Amber: because it's dick Flipping Day
by Jiaijhwve April 12, 2017
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Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!
by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022
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