Barbod Dick

A huuuuuuuuge and attractive shlong. A very big wang the size of an elephant trunk. Fun and entertaining to play with, and always good for the kids. This dick makes the titanic look like an atom. Barely fits on Earth. This dick is so humongous it has grown into the core of the Earth and travels the Globe all while still growing. If you ever see the tip growing out of the ground give it a little push to send it back on track.

*at a party
"OMG I JUST SAW BARBOD DICK"
"NO WAY" are you serious?
"YEAH IT WAS BIGGER THAN YOUD EVER THINK".

by donthedevious February 19, 2024

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Get the Barbod Dickmug.

dick and balls

dick and balls are a male parts of their body that females look at and s*ck on

yo were like dick and balls

by urfavgirllllkayla June 14, 2023

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Get the dick and ballsmug.

dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024

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Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick

Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?

Boy: Yes? Why?

Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

by YourLocalDoorKnobber69 August 13, 2022

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Get the Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dickmug.

Dick to the Hip

A phrase to use when things aren’t going your way or when things just aren’t right.

Symbolises when the dick isn’t aimed probably and nothing goes right from then on.

“Jeez, my shift a work today was a real dick to the hip!”

by dicktothehipcreator101 April 26, 2020

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