“Dirty joeli has a juicy coochie!”
by lxlucrxcks22 June 15, 2023
by lxlucrxcks22 June 15, 2023
When a woman that you invite over has an insatiable appetite for garbage and will eat it out of your ass if you ask nicely enough. She also is a fat fuck that will eat all of your food and walk away✨
by Peepaw Chungas-Afton February 25, 2022
by cööchie män February 11, 2021
a guy who keeps to himself but he secretly loves eating tuna while jacking of under the table in class
by furryblaster3000 October 15, 2022
For a gentleman to liberally apply his post-coital smegma to the eyelids of his sleeping lover so that come the dawn, when she wakes, she firstly thinks she has had a great nights sleep, and then secondly, as she wipes them, the salt rehydrates and slips into her eyes, thus making her seemingly cry - from which one may take secondary satisfaction from the fact your kin-folk will believe she is heart-broken to leave - all red eyed and teary.
“If I may be so bold, sir, I saw Lady Claire leaving your chambers earlier. She looked rather upset with red eyes. You really are a heart-breaker sir”
“Nah, I just gave her the ol’dirty Craddy Tony, but don’t tell anyone”
“Legend, sir. Legend”
“Nah, I just gave her the ol’dirty Craddy Tony, but don’t tell anyone”
“Legend, sir. Legend”
by Rachel1980 June 24, 2023
When playing a online FPS and the group chat keeps farting in their headset making it sound like running through a battlefield.
by Randy23Marsh November 25, 2021