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Limp dick

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.
by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017
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Dick

Dick
Jeb: Dick
by Yeetus meatus April 13, 2020
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Slaps Dick

Something really good as in;
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.
“That song slaps dick, bro!”
by The_Spartan148 April 4, 2020
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Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create a number one selling single about getting your dick stuck in a jar
“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car, and I couldn’t go far because my dicks in the jar
by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021
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Dick Slap

by Qwerty Hitler January 16, 2024
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Dick patting

Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out
So how did the night go

He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming

Lmao wow what a waste of nut

I know right
by Certified concoction January 21, 2022
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Dick

My wife took the house and the kids, I escaped with my dick and my soul.
by toetoetoefoot September 26, 2018
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