TikTok Dick

When someone tries to "troll" Columbine but ends up being offensive as fuck or do something equally as bad or worse, then gets on your recommendations.

Luna: *scrolls TikTok*
J.J: makes offensive video
Luna: What a TikTok Dick.

by kittenbunny65 May 24, 2021

Big Dick

The type of things that an Emerson would have

My balls are itchy emerson has a Big Dick. we should hop on

by PenisLordKingJulian April 1, 2022

Dick lice

When you have lice on your pubes

Jesus Christ Anthony take a fucking shower, you have dick lice

by MadMadDog October 13, 2018

Dumb Dick

A dumb fucking retard with a incredibly wide cock, maybe even a massive chode.

Hey, dumb dick, fuck you.

by TheChiefDick December 1, 2021

Dick Kicking

/dik/ /ˈkikiNG/

Originating from the physical feeling of being sacked, Dick Kicking is also synonymous with the emotion one feels working a corporate 9-5 gig.

"Man this sales job really incorporates alot of dick kicking"

by DukeTokes November 15, 2022

Hawaiian Cheese Dick

A Hawaiian man with a cheesy dick. Typically small and resembling a cheese stick.

“Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”

“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”

by cheeseexpert January 7, 2022

Dick Sucking Mad

When you want to know just how mad someone really is, asked them if they’e Dick Sucking Mad.

Friend: “agghh Im soo mad right now!

Other person: “You ain’t mad enough to suck no dick?”

Friend: *starts sucking dick

“Oh damn, you are in fact dick sucking mad.”

by RealSkuff June 18, 2024