assed up

Rubbed ass on something such as during sex.

As the woman was passed out on the chaise lounge by the pool and rubbing her nose into it, another woman said "if she only knew how much Ron and I assed up that chair the other night."

by chrispbaconass September 5, 2023

Up ya bum with a rubber thumb

Rhyming Slang

Like up ya nose with a rubber hose

Hey Suzie up ya bum with a rubber thumb

by KcnDave September 8, 2023

Shut up retard

A great way to greet your boss or other superiors

Boss: Hey Mike!
Mike: Shut up retard!

by amoseboolsd September 8, 2023

Fuck up at life

A loser. Someone who can’t do things for themselves.

He’s just a fuck up at life, his wife takes care of him.

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

walk it up

calm down or chill out

my friend was stressed out about his big game and I told him to walk it up.

by ross englind September 9, 2023

Teegan (Pick Up Line)

in 700AD teegans pickup line was "Are you ready for Daddy?", now in 2023 she says, "do you want this fuego?"

Amber: *being normal*
Teegan (pick up line) : "Are you ready for daddy?"

by SerenadingCats September 9, 2023

3 fingers up

you are single af

she has 3 fingers up, she got no man, she doen not have a crush on some one

by bbisweetiee September 10, 2023