Dick

Dick

Jeb: Dick

by Yeetus meatus April 13, 2020

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

MY DICK

The Term or Phrase "MY DICK" is used to ploy others in a maundering way.

"AYE bruh these girls was talking bout you"

Who?

"MY Dick"

by NIGGAWORDS_3 March 25, 2019

Dick water

When your girl is on her period and f her anyway and proceed to the bathroom to wash the blood off your sick. The water you take from the faucet and splash your dick with, as it hits the ground becomes “Dick Water”

“Why the hell can’t you clean up that Dick Water that’s on the bathroom floor, I hate stepping in that.”

by H2orocks3000 May 28, 2022

Dick Tape

When you shove a dick down someone's throat and then tape their mouth shut with tape.

Yo Fam™ if you continue being a little bitch I will have to dick tape you.

by shreky daddy August 6, 2018

Dick-cloud

A pejorative term used to describe an acquaintance that is behaving in a dickish manner.

Example:

Lawrence: Hey, that guy’s a faggot! ....oh my bad
Armando: Hey, I don’t mind that word

Lawrence: Hey, faggot is bad word.
Armando: Ol’ “as I say not as I do looking ass” , you dick-cloud.

by Csmoove901 October 9, 2017

Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021