Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022

Fuck you

Fuck whoever said brown eyes are boring

I'm lookin at you "yayo April 13, 2005", fuck you

by ipeekelis'smilk May 27, 2023

Fuck this shit

Originated from old saying. Folks believed it was originated from old wisdom, spiritual world etc

The alternate meaning simply means not giving in to negativities, ransoms, or anything you determined as morally wrong.

Bob said “your boss hates you.” Then Susan said “yeah your boss hates you.”

You replied “Fuck this shit. Leave me alone and I don’t need your bias and rumours.”

by 29Why July 18, 2022

dry as fuck

having no water inside; therefore burning very easily (like dirt).
also having a big 鸡鸡

--> e.g. layers is dry as fuck and y'all don't wanna admit it

by alana:) November 14, 2019

Fucking Goomba

A bearded loud talker from Long Island New York who thinks their shit don't stink

My buddy from Long Island is a fucking goomba, he thinks Long Island is God's gift to the earth.

by Tycoontim April 20, 2017

Semi-Fuck

A Semi-Fuck is something you use to recover from saying Fuck. This can be used in various ways.

"Bro she curved me"
"Fuck man... that sucks.."
"But i got together with her sister bro"
"Semi-Fuck bro thats fucked"

by Justindustinrustin September 10, 2019

Battery-fuck

A battery-fuck is when the battery on a device dies on you.

A battery-fuck happened on my Chromebook when I tried doing my classwork.

by ChickenChocker69 November 1, 2024