Dick beetle

Slang word for cockroach, an insect known for moving fast, infesting homes, and being a common pest in general.

Did you see that Dick beetle?

What the fuck are you talking about

I call cockroaches “Dick beetle”

by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024

Dick Dawkins

Look at the fucking shit he just did! He just did it to Dick!

Hym "You see what happened the other day witj Jordan Peterson? He just said that "The Atheists have no good arguments' and then he brings up Dick Dawkins. Right? Dick Dawkins was asked by Alex O'Connor the other day 'Which is the most competent religious debater?' And Dawkins' response was 'I don't think there are any.' You see what he (Jordan Peterson) did there, right? He's just saying the opposite of what Dick Dawkins said! He does it to me too. Destiny kind of alludes to it in their interview. He just says the opposite of whatever anyone says about the religion. I say 'God is a Psychopathic Narcissist' and now he says 'The protesters are psychopathic narcissist!' Dick Dawkins says 'No good argument for God'Jordan just SAYS THE FUCKING OPPOSITE OF THE WORDS THAT WERE SAID, DAWG! Do you believe that shit!? That's his new thing now. And then he bring up Dick Dawkins not 2 seconds later. Which makes what he's doing even less subtle. He just says the fucking opposite of what people say, just, completely arbitrarily."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2024

Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch

"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".

by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024

Coke Bottle Dick

Coke Bottle Dick is when a guys dick is the same width, Length and shape of a 20oz coca cola bottle.

I cant wait to see my boyfriend later, Hes gonna give me that coke bottle dick tonight!

by ChiSeaPeaChi February 11, 2024

Smack Dick

A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use

"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"

by Jack Klark February 11, 2024

Spotted Dick

Originating from a misunderstand of the term “Cheater Cock,” this phrase is a way to call someone a cheater. Typically in reference to cheating in a card game.

“He’s such a spotted dick!”
“What?”
“He was cheating by looking at my cards!”

by DonaldGloverFan53 February 11, 2024

Dick Dandruff

Noun: The dried vaginal secretions on a man's penis from unprotected sex that resembles hair dandruff when it's dried

I was raw dogging Melissa earlier today, and freaked out when I went pee that my dick was scaly, but I scratched it and it was just dick dandruff

by Hotdogwarrior February 12, 2024