vacation dick

A penis that is large and cannot be taken everyday without pain, it is called a vacation dick because its too large for a daily basis and therefore on vacation or weekends. It is not always on vacation but it a penis too large to have on a daily basis for the average female or male. You normally see vacation dicks on porn

I was on holiday and had sex, he has a vacation dick and so I couldn't take all of it, I prefer boyfriend dick.

by ThisIsReallyGoodStress June 17, 2016

dick beard

a dick beard is a birth defect that occurs when the baby’s mother is a whore this results in the baby having a “beard” made out of male reproductive organs. (the reproductive organs can be functional if the penis has a pair of testicles hidden under the chin

“look at that retard, he has a dick beard ahah”

by doctor johnny October 17, 2021

dick's

The most disgusting name for a guy or a company for sports!!!

I hate dick's

by njdwedc1928 November 28, 2016

Dick cheese

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.

guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes

by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020

skittle dick

A tiny tiny willy on a lanky male.

Person 1: Hey look alex has a tiny winky
Person 2: Haha skittle dick!!

by SkittleDickDaggler June 4, 2024

Dicked

A person having a penis but the word is in past tense.

We don’t need small dicked men in our lives

by bigdickmasc December 27, 2020

vacation dick

(1) Associated with a really good fling or a good "side dick/bitch"
(2) Used as a general to describe a good sex session.
(Simply put: some very good dick)

"I need ome vacation dick."

Boyfriend dick

Side bitch
Side dick
One night stand

by Xena Romero June 17, 2016