Ur Mom

Something I want to do.

Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: ur mom

by Yea123456789 December 25, 2021

ur mom

the person who gave birth to you without your permission or a stupid ass joke.

Ur mom: I brought you into this world and i can take you out of it!
Big Chungus Jr: you gave birth to me without my permission.

MicroChungus: Ur mom!
Big Chungus Jr Jr Jr Jr: ball turd

by ball turd November 5, 2022

P%URE

(Pressure) An urban fashion clothing line started by a young female by the name of Marissa. Started because everyone has pressure on them. The line is to influence people to be themselves and nobody else.

You got pressure on you? Wears (where’s) the P%URE (pressure) on you?

by Pnb Rissa March 7, 2019

Ur mom

Ur mom is smokin

DAMMMMNNNN! Ur mom is so flipping hot. Lick Lick

by tjghhtb January 4, 2022

ur mom

a mysterious entity that seems to have done everything and has literally every trait imaginable, avoid at all costs

ur mom is commonly seen:
-banging someone
-being obese
-having the big gay
-being hot
-disowning you
-literally anything else you can imagine

by WTWTWTWTWTWTWWTTWTWTWTWTWTTWTW June 21, 2023

Ur dad

Meaning:

Your dad is more of a comeback when you don’t know what to say, similar to; “Your mom.” Sometimes, it can be used inappropriately.

Person: I had pasta for dinner
You: I had ur dad for dinner

Person: I slept with my dog yesterday
You: I slept with ur dad yesterday

by genloriaa February 11, 2022

ur mom

an ugly whore that sucks anyones dick

aaa fam ur mom be gay she sucked my dick last night

by jmimbo123 June 12, 2018