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Pimp

A pimp is simply the opposite of a simp,

Someone who doesn't fall in love easily,

Someone who thinks bitches ain't shit.
James is a pimp, he don't give a shit about a hoe
by Chrofit August 6, 2022
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Pimp

Me
Oh wow bella she’s such a pimp
by Bella fuschillo July 8, 2021
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Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due
Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.
by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022
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Pimp

A person who fucks bitches and gets money
Person 1:Yo u see amy she on some pimp shit

Person 2: Yeah she fucked Daniel and Jason
by Megan_the_stallion December 12, 2020
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shit pimp

shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.
note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.

man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?

man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?

man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*

man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008
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Pimp Slap

Noun

1. a type of slapping method that MUST USED the back of the hand.

Verb

2. To slap a bitch or hoe if not giving goods or services.
Krystal was being a hoe, so I pimp slapped her let her understand to give me my money.

My mama gave me a pimp slap and said, “ MAMA AIN'T RAISE NO BITCH”
by Jack the Wise November 22, 2021
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Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) Here comes a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) Your looking like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
by Kermit the crazy March 6, 2018
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