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Beard Madness

A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.
“Day-two Beard Madness has me wanting to claw my face off.”
by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025
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Mads

Mads is an icon like she is so amazing you will never find anyone like her she brights up the room with her singing her gorgeous face makes others smile so much their smile breaks, and she is a discordian so ever need her she will make you feel like a goddess/god
Tree 1: Omg mads is so funny
Dog 45: YUH she is such an icon
by ashshs August 17, 2021
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Hoes mad

A gathering of deluded bitches online.

Eg
1. Usually during shark week.

2. When they can't get their own way.
3. They have fucked up so badly they have to pass blame.
Hoes mad again I see

Hoes mad bitches ain't shit but hot air & cock whispering

Ant 'these bitches are at it again'
Rotski 'Hoes mad as fuck'
by Veetolio April 22, 2020
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Madness Duels

a "game" somesorts where madness combat animators pass a .fla file around each other with grunts fighting, why grunts tho, ocs better.
Ayo ima partake in a madness duels
by Rogue-3 June 6, 2021
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mad hermit

Unprotected anal sex with a unwashed dirty penis, possibly having an STD.
"Shawn totally gave that guy his mad hermit"
by Molochph October 10, 2016
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mad shlurps

Giving oral sex, or when something sucks.

Can be used to replace 'You suck."
Y'all be givin' mad shlurps!

Hey did you hang with Poison?
Hell yea dude! Got mad shulrps!
by Ben Berkowitz March 20, 2008
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mad

a gay person who fucks and receives, also obsessed with HIM, can choke on a massive dih on the dead homies
mado” “mad”
by crepusculer March 21, 2025
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