colding

(fictional, Ranunculus-verse) genre of child porn made legal by a law loophole - it involves 11-12 y.o. or slightly older girls being stuffed with sex toys.Characterised by always having girl state at the start of the video that she doesn't mind actions performed on her.

Jack is a fucked up guy - all he faps too is colding videos.

by Cenobica April 10, 2017

Cold Turkey

When a girl has a loose vagina and it smells really bad

Dude did you see Morgan last night?
Yea dude that was some cold turkey...

by jasmarih June 11, 2016

backdoor cold-front

The act of inserting an ice cube into the anus of a sexual partner while engaged in doggy-style sex.

Things were getting so hot in bed I gave her a backdoor cold-front and really made her scream.

by pretentious earthican May 12, 2025

Cold Cosby

When you drug and date rape someone with a frozen Jell-O pudding pop.

“I think I got cold Cosby’d last night…I woke up sticky with a popsicle stick in my ass.”

by Dean Gallberry December 9, 2023

cold/wet

(n) A reference to a clucky with a coat that is cold and wet. (See clucky, point-head, warm/dry)

The cold/wet ran in the rain.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

3 Coldness Levels

The first 2 coldness levels are construction rocks the third coldness level is a woman's best friend in her engagement and wedding rings including super-hot-fly FemCee's diamond necklaces, and fly MC's bling Cuban link and Franco link chains and cross and Jesus medallions.

Re: (Threee Coldness Levals)

#Brick #Cinderblocks #Diamonds

The three winter weather temperatures are: Brick means it's cool outside, Cinderblocks means it's cold outside, and Diamonds means it's freezing outside.

The three common Winter weather patterns with and without snowstorms, blizzards, rain, sleet, hail, or ice storms; All must include winds.

Re: (Threee Coldness Levals)

3 Coldness Levels definition is: God and Mother Natures natural invisible rocks and stones in the airs of all the ten planets of The Milky Way galaxy solar system relating to Earth's first season of the year being Winter.

by Lloyd Brinks January 13, 2021

The cold

The cold? THE COLD!?

Hym "THE COLD... Was driving you insane!? The cold!? Hooooooooly shit! Woooooooow, bro! I literally leave the windows open all winter! That's all it takes, huh? Not an organized stalking, gaslighting, harassment campaign that mimics the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? The cold? You would be FUCKED if you were in my situation guy! Hooo-ly shit! Absolutely fucked! The fucking cold! Not creating A.I. (literally) and then trying to stop retarded billionaires and incest cultists from stealing it... But the cold... That is the thing we are worried about... Their power is out (my power is about to go out on the 20th I need my check to be at least $400 (WHICH IT MY NOT BE BECAUSE MY HOURS WERE CUT) or I won't be able to pay half my electricity and the rest of my rent) and THAT is effecting the mental health... I-um... I don't even know what to say about that! I'm genuinely speechless! I mean, I'm profoundly displeased by that statement- Just... Wow, man... Wow!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024