Steamy Blundell

A complex technique, only for the most adept of sexual partners:
The giver, or "Blundell", begins by firmly nestling their face in-between the other's buttocks. They then proceed to reach around and gently tickle the recipient's genitalia with both hands -- while talking about how much of a sucker they are for medieval castles -- until their partner climaxes out of sheer appreciation for the majesty of 12th century architecture.

"I was worry my evening with Chucky last night was getting stale... so I decided to spice things up by giving him a Steamy Blundell"

by Javano June 19, 2016

Steam dragon

The shit you take after eating spicy ass Chinese food

Oh god I ate way too much Panda Kung pao I feel a steam dragon brewing!)

by Clit Commander 411 February 26, 2017

steamy banana

When her pussy is so cold and you pull out there is steam coming off your shaft

"Damn that one's steamy banana"

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

steamy hot lobster

idk its like a lobster that's steamy and hot

"damn that's such a steamy hot lobster."

by steamy hot lobsterr May 21, 2017

steaming broccoli

When you take a shit and it comes out green.

Damn, I just took a steaming broccoli

by That Lego on the floor May 20, 2017

Steam review

The worst of the worst. Steam users will relentlessly downvote your review into oblivion if you so much as criticize their favorite game, but will upvote inside jokes and other garbage "reviews" that don't help people out at all. If you base your purchases off Steam reviews you may just be a retard.

If you decide not to recommend a game, you must provide a 10 paragraph essay about why you don't like the game and you have to still kiss the game's ass the whole time and downplay any frustrations you might have, lest you succumb to the wrath of the Steam hordes. This strict mob mentality is not applied if you decide to recommend a game, then you can write damn near anything and get upvotes.

Typical steam review recommendation system:

207 out of 215 people found this review helpful:

I made a cowboy go into space and shoot the moon 10/10! RECOMMENDED!

Meanwhile your review:

2 out of 100 people found this review helpful:

This game was ok, but had some flaws and here's why.... reviewer talks at length why he didn't like the game in a fair manner

by Prometheus McSpanky May 13, 2017

Steamy Maxwell

A moist shit, the most moist and largest shit of the day.

"Hey man, how was your Poo this morning?"
"Oh dude, it was a Steamy Maxwell"

by Raddestbrad May 15, 2017