eat some oatmeal

a code term for smoking weed

yo man lets go eat some oatmeal

by dkfogksjhfdogisjkdgrf February 09, 2012

Needs some freedom

Suggesting that a country or place needs to be occupied/influenced by the US Military. This term arises from the US's history of occupation, invasion, and meddling in other parts of the world under the guise of liberation or spreading democracy.

Person 1: Did you hear that oil was discovered in Antarctica?

Person 2: "Really? Sounds like those penguins need some freedom!"

Person 1: "The Ark of The Convenient may be in Ethiopia."
Person 2: "Sounds like Ethiopia needs some freedom!"

by 15thtexas1 December 07, 2021

Give The Printer Some Ink

a call for sex where the male will ejaculate in the orifice of the body as illustrated by the significant other.

"C'mon babe! Give The Printer Some Ink!"

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

Gonna go crunch some numbers

Slang for taking a dump or piss, commonly know as a number 1 or number 2

"I'm touching cloth here (Also slang for the need to take a dump) gonna go crunch some numbers

by SCR4PPY March 11, 2018

have you some popcorn

Gay urban slang for trying a new guy out sexually.

When he saw Billy drop me off, Greg asked me "Did you have you some popcorn tonight?"

by Researcher135 July 21, 2017

show some minerals

Have some balls. Show courage and enact principles.

"I hope, somewhere inside the policing machine, a new generation of coppers is prepared to show some minerals, to shake the tree, to remember why they joined in the first place." Dominic Adler, writer and former detective in the Metropolitan Police, UK

by Jack Jazz 1 January 07, 2025

shred some gnar

Shredding some gnar is a form of getting girls and eating their pussy.

"Yo dude lets go shred some gnar at the bar"
"Totally dude"

by Hook It Up March 28, 2016