Rainbow salad

When people of the same sex eat skittles out of their asses

Hey, what are you doing later, want to eat a rainbow salad?

by Khristmaspac December 2, 2018

Gum Salad

Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.

Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.

My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.

That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.

by Dick Onchin January 9, 2023

noodle salad

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in a girl's mouth

Sarah: Jenny, how was your noodle salad last night?

Jenny: Soft and meaty

by Gingawinga May 3, 2016

Salad

It's salad.

Next time eat a salad!
-Scout TF2

by Inquisitive Walnut April 21, 2022

Peter John Salad

A salad shaped like Peter John. The Bowl is shaped like peter, the tomatoes are shaped like Peter, even the eggs are shaped like Peter. The salad was originally created by Eric Cartman of south park with two gay people.

"That's the legendary Peter John Salad."
"Wow Eric Cartman and two gay people made it."

by Slimy weiner March 21, 2023

Salad Bar

A sex move/orgy that involves two guys on each end of a line of girls that are tossing each other's salads. Essentially an extended Eiffel Tower.

Dude 1: Hey man I know some girls that are up for getting freaky tonight.

Dude 2: How many can you get? We could totally salad bar them.

by furfauxsake October 28, 2015

devil's salad

Any foodstuff that would make the average pussy cry, but which true men can handle like a champ.

Did you guys see him knock back those wings? That dude tossed the devil's salad like it was his!

by Overkill361 March 12, 2011