sausage story

An over complicated and long winded story that builds towards some big point to be made, but ends up being something seriously mundane or non related

"Man did you listen to Doug talking about his UFO sighting the other day?"

"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"

by Abused Haggis May 8, 2024

Dragging sausage

A term used in the porno industry to describe someone with a long dick that touches the floor and drags along the ground as they walk.

After the sex scene Ron Jeremy walked to the beverage stand and was dragging sausage the entire time.

by Phil Seaman July 21, 2018

sausage dogging

When a girl or group of girls go for a night out and look for men to sleep with.

I fancy going sausage dogging in Hanley on Friday night.

by I. Lyc. Ett. January 25, 2014

Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry
Most commonly used as “pub talk”

“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”

by Dr Chef June 26, 2020

Vienna sausage

The stump of a penis that has been soaking.

I was soaking in a snapping turtle next thing I knew it was a Vienna sausage

by Snapper0690 November 6, 2021

Sausage

Irish slang Meaning you’re a fool

“Gway ya dirty sausage” “see that fucking sausage over there? I battered his face wide upon

by anonymous September 6, 2021

Provolone sausage

A provolone sausage is when your boyfriend/husband/male partner is eating a steak and cheese and the cheese from the sandwich turns you on so much that you then proceed to give a blow job watching the cheese stretch from his mouth to the sandwich. Then when he comes in your mouth you spit it on the other half of the sandwich and watch as he eats your master piece you’ve created

Yoooo I gave my man the provolone sausage last night and he was in AWE...

by Captain mermaid man February 27, 2021