Pizzalanche

A really top-heavy pizza, with mega amounts of toppings (usually home-made at make-your-own-pizza parties where everyone tries to outdo each other in size and scale). Hence the risk of an avalanche of pizza topping.

Dude, check out the pizza I made. It has ham, mushrooms, salami, pepperoni, artichokes, onion, chicken (whole), chourico, pork knuckle, garlic, and three lobsters. Get ready for a pizzalanche!

by Johnny Skidmarks December 10, 2011

pizza climax

when you are eating pizza and the sauce squirts onto your face

When the boy bit into the pizza, there was sauce on his face because of the pizza climax.

by boulder94 October 3, 2011

Pizza-top it

To avoid the police while driving drunk and/or speeding, by using the pizza delivery roof topper you kept after Papa John's fired you.

Man, I'm totally wasted and there are cops everywhere. Gonna have to pizza-top it.

by ChakaSlestack October 17, 2011

Pizza-Mat

Where your such a slob and have neglected to clean up the huge amount of pizza's and boxes all over the floor.
A literal mat Made of Pizza's

-Hey did you see Matt's Floor?
-yeh it was a total Pizza-mat

by Youlovemetoomuch December 20, 2011

Pizza ear

Very acute sense or hearing possessed by a person who loves pizza. He can therefore distinguish a doorbell from surrounding noise when pizza is expected

-Hey guys did u hear that?
-Hear what?
-The doorbell man! the pizza must be here!
-All I hear is music bro!
(goes to the door, comes back with boxes)

See, I told you bro!
-You got one hell of a pizza ear bro!

by Hellojello March 14, 2012

Pizzaey

Pizza-like, cheesy, saucy

pizza-like saucy cheesy pizzaey

by Brandon_4545 January 25, 2013

Pizza Burrito

When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.

A really bad pizza. JP. You know its you. Pizza Burrito.

by AuburnSass September 24, 2013