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Meat toss

A competition involving two men throwing their meat at a dartboard. Score is usually not counted, as winning in a competition of this manner is the same as losing.
I, the king of life, challenge he peasant to a meat toss.
by 22square miles February 7, 2019
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Meat teat

Lee the blind disabled man thought he was sucking on my wifes tit, but he actually had his mouth around my meat teat.
by Meat Man 666 February 11, 2019
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Memed in the Meat

A phrase used to describe someone or something that has been ruined by memes. 'Meat' being another word for 'butt' (as a reference to someone getting anal raped).
Things like Shrek, John Cena, Hitler, Autism, and Donald Trump are constantly memed in the meat.
by CelticEagle February 13, 2019
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rat meat

it be hitting
bo: that rat meat be hitting tho
lexi: shut up
by SkrubEcksDee September 19, 2018
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Meat Snot

I was sucking Andy off last night, and my mum walked in on us just as I was wiping meat snot off my chin
by Meat Man 666 October 3, 2018
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Meat Fog

How you feel right after Thanksgiving Dinner. And the day after.
“That was one amazing meal - but I’m in a serious Meat Fog right now. Time for a nap!”
by Urban D Bro October 6, 2018
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Half the meat

When a girl has an iud ring in her cooch so she tells you ya can’t go too deep..
Girl: I have an iud ring so don’t try and get all up in my guts.

Me: don’t worry babe I’ll only give ya half the meat
by Ron Rico June 5, 2018
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