John Henry

An American businessman that is partially responsible for the death for European football. He is a very skinny, old man with green $ signs in his eyes. John Henry is happy to destroy 130 years of footballing history for his own greed and self gain. If you see this man in public, don’t get too close to him because he might try and steal your watch.

me: “Did you just steal a mars bar from that homeless person? That’s something John Henry would do”.

by Kylian_LFC April 19, 2021

john vicente

NOT the inventor of the word "weaksauce"

A: Who invented the word weaksauce?
B: I dunno, but not john vicente for sure bro

by yaoknow August 31, 2010

John Cena

An an invisible man, still unknown if he exists.

"Movie stars John Cena, Didn't see him!"

by DonCheadle June 15, 2018

John Giles

A creature much like a man, seemingly invincible, with crooked English teeth. The creature can sprint on all fours and climb trees like a monkey. Only found in tropical, swap, and bar settings.

"OH FUCK!!!! it's a John Giles, fucking run!"
"don't feed the John Giles kids"

by Gieon February 3, 2010

John Crawlin

Name made up on the spot while making a drunk prank phone call

Drunk guy: is your refrigerator running?
Guy called: yes, why?
Drunk guy: then you better go catch it!!
Guy called: who the hell is this???
Drunk guy:....uhm...John Crawlin!...John Crawlin into your girlfriend's bed!! -hangs up-

by John Crawlin April 23, 2010

John Xydas

A strange species of human beings who are usually from Greek origins. Tends to mummer in humorous ways or make strange comments. Does not listen to most people and tends to wander off away from where they are suposed to be. When questioned he usually tells lies or says a random answer and claims not to know. Although he is a beast at soccer. But claims to be good at other things that he is not good at. Easily distracted during classes in school, usually with video games.

"John Xydas, what is 2+2?" The teacher ask. "Oh, what, um, 17??" John Xydas answered.

by LerryBouy November 3, 2010

John Wick

John Wick is a former hitman who returns to the criminal underworld when a Russian gangster steals his car and kills his dog. he then proceeds to murder well over 100+ people because he's john wick, even the cops are scared of him!

guy: hey you know John Wick?
guy 2: yeah i know John Wick
guy: lets watch John Wick
guy 3: he killed three men in a bar with a pencil, A FUCKING PENCIL !

by -Dat Mental Gamer- February 24, 2019