Piss like a store horse

When you urinate lots

I had to piss like a store horse

by Pixelated fetishes May 1, 2019

Horse Charley

When you try to give someone a charley horse but fail so your hand cramps instead.

Person 1: "Oh shit I just got a horse charley!"

Person 2: "You should have hit them harder so they'd have a charley horse."

by fr00tl00pb0i May 1, 2019

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

hot horse

The big, juicy part of a horse that is castrated, a delicacy that is usually deep fried, poached, or boiled with a side of barbecue sauce.

"Y'all ready to eat some hot horse, come on back!"

by StrengthenedScholars May 13, 2019

hot horse

Edible horse penis usually served with BBQ sauce or hot sauce can be deep fried, boiled, pan fried, pulled or grounded up

How do you want your hot horse.

Be careful your hot horse just came out the oven.

Um I would like my hot horse medium rare.

Is the hot horse fresh?

by Blank with blank May 13, 2019

no horse shit

No Horse Shit is a quote from the movie Big Trouble in Little China. No Horse Shit means no joke, or no messing around.

No Horse Shit Jack?

No Horse Shit Wang.

by Jackburton255 May 21, 2019

Horse

There In the back.

Wife: Honey? Do you have the suitcase in the back?
Husband: no the horses are.

Wife: *looks back and sees a horse in the back*

by AdmiralThrawn96 June 6, 2019