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Matthew he is a good guy and usually very polite and reserved. Loves his family and is a good friend. He gets side tracked easily. But he means well. He always argues about dumb things that he shouldn't. He doesn't know when to shut up or when to talk but his heart is usually in the right place. His biggest downfall is that his name is spelt wrong. It is a huge waste of a letter. I mean it's ma thew not mat thew. Stop wasting letters. God sneezed when he said that version of the name see; ma ma ma mat thew. A simple sneeze that's why he made the corrected version; Mathew. Proof that even God makes mistakes and has to fix them. We won't hold it against him that his name was spelt wrong and it was actually just God sneezing. We still love him all the same.
Matthew is actually spelt Mathew. God sneezed stop holding on to the mistake that is 2 T's. Embrace the truth and the correct version. Say it with me Mathew see no 2 T's. Haha I win Matthew.
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Matthew

I am Matthew.
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Matthew Li

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Matthew

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Matthew Baldwin

Matthew Baldwin, commonly known as "The Pack Rat," is a fictional character often used as a humorous archetype. He is portrayed as an eccentric and comically exaggerated individual who works at McDonald's. His nickname, "The Pack Rat," symbolizes his tendency to collect and hoard various items, both useful and useless, creating a cluttered and chaotic environment around him.

One of the absurd traits attributed to this character is the exaggerated notion that he bathes and drinks out of the grease trap at McDonald's, adding an element of exaggerated absurdity to his persona. In reality, this description is a humorous exaggeration and not representative of any real person.

"The Pack Rat" character serves as a whimsical and humorous example of an individual with peculiar habits and behaviors, often used in storytelling or comedy to generate laughter and entertainment.
You see that little chungus Matthew Baldwin, hes such a PACKRAT!
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Matthew

A gay Jewish man who loves to date minors but only after raping them.
Girl 1:"My boyfriend is such a a Matthew, I hate him"
Girl 2: "Don't worry he'll break up with you once you get to kindergarten because he only likes little kids"
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Kai Matthews

A motherfucking bitch, little skinny rat with medium hair who likes men, every friday night he is not busy he is just sucking the life out of some guy named Malachi.
Yo he pulled a Kai Matthews last friday
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