A public light source like a street light or floodlights that turn off as you walk by them, instead of turning on like they are supposed to.
Drunk chick: "Hey I'm going home."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."
by bennthewolfe October 23, 2015
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Guy: Why couldn't the train get drunk?
Girl: Why?
Guy: He couldn't reach the ca-boose!
Girl: Jesus Christ man, I'm really starting to light hate you.
Girl: Why?
Guy: He couldn't reach the ca-boose!
Girl: Jesus Christ man, I'm really starting to light hate you.
by nukesup March 1, 2019
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by Luciousw226 January 31, 2022
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by Turo Fernandez March 30, 2020
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