jordan heffern

Smart, beautiful and nice is how u described a Jordan Heffern. She is insicure at times but she is perfect. She is super athletic and lovable. Gets all the guys. Amazing at soccer, hockey and running.
Dude your date last night was a total Jordan Heffern
Your daughter is such a Jordan Heffern
by Evadely November 02, 2013
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Stupido Jordan

That kid with a semi mullet who thinks hes funny but really isnt.
Stupido Jordan Just Sucks Man
by wefnbf.,dweoifjr December 06, 2021
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Fetish jordan

A fetish Jordan, someone who loves feet, loves to suck on toes and the licking and sucking of the feet, loves sexual acts with the feet.
That boy I met last night, he was such a fetish Jordan, he could not get over my feet.
by Lick Mike hunt daily April 19, 2020
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The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.
Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."
by not izaak February 18, 2022
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jordan cooper

someone who looks exactly like ash stymest.
Hey, is that ash stymest?
Nah, it's just jordan cooper
by lolsatjordancooper June 12, 2011
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Samantha Jordan

Everyone: Samantha Jordan is happening soon.
by Bobcob112 December 21, 2019
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schools in jordan

schools in jordan all look the same. poor aspect bcs their country is poor (im sorry) and it all looks like a desert around them. :(
so u be walking in the middle of the desert with ur friend and u see a building:
"ok bye we have arrived at the schools IN JORDAN! this is my school. cya"
by ahmedsgirlfriend January 22, 2019
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