bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.

Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.

by Deanthejew February 4, 2016

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jizz jew

Jizz Jew: noun, : a man or woman who is a jizz Jocky but secretly wants to hoard cum through meat injection and for the purposes of ingestion or anally meat injected or vaginal meat injection. Jizz Jewism is treatable and treatment can be scheduled. “It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”

“It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”

by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021

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jew high

When you're as high a Jew , I.e Seth Rogan

Damn man you're Jew high right now.

by ToldyaPaola November 21, 2016

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Jew ice

A jew that is dripped out

“Yo bro hes one of those Jew ice people”

by Luvlttrs4geozz June 27, 2023

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Jew bits

Pennies

The cashier ran out of jew bits to make change

by zack the hack December 23, 2011

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Jew Baby

A young white guy who is often described the criminal street version of a well known super hero or celebrity.

When I was in Louisiana I went to the casino to buy hookers drugs and gamble and I legit met Indiana Jones from the gutter his real name was Jew Baby but he was a pimp plug problem! While the hooker was topping me off he stole my car and he was so charismatic I didn't even mind

by IVMethCrunchyLlama April 9, 2023

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