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Nick Mobbs

A Maccas consuming gremlin with a British passport. he is actually Australian, with the exception that his dad is the closest person that he knows to Dushane from top boy. he enjoys smoking tea as well as drinking it and barely lifts.

There are a few exceptions to his British authenticity, such as not watching the Bledisloe cup or the Ashes, and having a mullet. Nick Mobbs sometimes lacks street cred, such as being called Neck Moobs, for his fat neck and fat man boobs and Dick Knobs which is self-explanatory

overall he isn't a shit bloke, he is just Nick Mobbs and that is okay.
Example 1:
"Did you hear Nick Mobbs is a fitness model?"
"of course, hes clearly been getting that British summer bod"

Example 2:
"who stole the 10 big macs?"
"don't worry it was Nick Mobbs, he can jew up the money from Dominos"

Example 3:
"i reckon i could put on nautica polo with the top button done up and be more of a chav than nick mobbs"
by RandomMelbournekidd March 25, 2020
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A skinny legend 💯💯💯
“Do you know Nick?... Oh yeah, he’s a skinny legend!”
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An asshole who likes to lie in relationship's and waste girls times when they give them there heart.
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Nick is a dumbass, he always thinks he is the man of the house even when his not, he is the brother that tells you off for sitting on your ass all day and tell you to do everything
Nick be like: get off your ducking ass and make some fucking lunch
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Nick is a dumbass who thinks his the man of the house, he will always tell off for sitting on your ass all day. He will be the brother that love you but tells you to do everything
Nick be like: go make some fucking lunch instead of sitting on your ass all day
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“stop acting like a nick
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An asshole who will most likely steel your bitch
Person 1: oh look its nick
Person 2: oh that’s the guy who stole your bitch
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