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I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.
Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”
by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021
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Why does bok choy have so many pimples

Why does my friend bok choy have skin diseases?

why does bok choy have pimples

Pimplepuff girls
Boy 1: Ew have u seen bok choy
Girl 2: Ew she looks like johnny sins from the back

Girl 1: exactly her head has pimples and she has blackheads on her coochie meow meow
"why is bok choy a pimplepuff girl"
Why does bok choy have so many pimples
by Bok choy's skin diseases July 18, 2021
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have some bollocks

When you’re late to an argument and you want to get involved. Eg the row is concluding and you get in a last “and have some bollocks”. Also traditionally used when the row is in a foreign language which you don’t understand
Person one: Me cago en tus dientes!

Person two: Que te jodas!
Person three: And have some bollocks!
by Dangdang July 23, 2021
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i have 2 sides

by sunmanparadox July 26, 2021
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U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds
ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.
by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021
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HTH (Have to Have)

There are moments when an incredible piece of clothing or an accessory captures your imagination. Gives you goosebumps. Tugs at you in a way where it is hard to think of anything else. And while not wearable for every facet of our life, it has a place. Because life is about those moments of emotion and beauty, where we crave a piece simply because we admire it. The HTH’s occupy a coveted spot in our closet that remind us of why we love style.
Person 1: I know this top is kinda crazy and out of my comfort zone, but it’s speaking to me and I want it!

Person 2: Go for it! Every creative pragmatist needs HTH (Have to Have) pieces like that. They remind us of our personal style!!
by Iamcreativepragmatist August 6, 2021
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