One who gains all of their political knowledge from Facebook posts. Some from credible sources, but most are not and are only appealing to an uneducated person.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Obama is a Muslim terrorist?"
Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."
Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."
by Wizzil March 17, 2016
Get the Facebook Politicianmug. When someone says something Facebook friendly and another person turns that something into something phallic or inappropriate and therefore making it no longer Facebook friendly and now 4chan friendly.
by KyouBlueZ March 14, 2018
Get the Facebook to 4chanmug. Person: Oh my god, that stalker keeps liking all my new photos! I should never have added him. He's such a Facebook Rash.
Term first introduced by The Oatmeal.
Term first introduced by The Oatmeal.
by lrx_stra March 18, 2016
Get the Facebook Rashmug. Did you see Bob got Facebook Spanked by his mom?
Bob: I wish my wife could cook.
Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.
Bob: I wish my wife could cook.
Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.
by Weasel631 May 29, 2010
Get the Facebook Spankedmug. Facebook Trader Is a Term used to describe a Person that has an Active Facebook Account and decides to deactivate their Account or stop using it and ditches it to sign-up for Twitter, foursquare, flickr, bebo, Linkedin, Badoo, BIGADDA, Black Planet, Caring Bridge, Classmates.com, Cyworld, douban, Flickr, Hi5,Myspace, Orkut and Qzone or any other Social networking site.
I spoke to my friend on Facebook and He/She told me that they are no longer going to be using Facebook anymore and has already signed up to another Social Networking Site Instead.
My friend is no longer on Facebook He ditched it, so I told them they were a Facebook Trader.
My friend is no longer on Facebook He ditched it, so I told them they were a Facebook Trader.
by Glory by Fire.PEvans November 4, 2011
Get the Facebook Tradermug. The act of being up to no good on Facebook or Facebook Messenger. Using the Apps to contact people behind someones back.
I don't even want to go on Facebook anymore, so sick of all the Facebook Shade going on behind my back.
by So She Says December 22, 2019
Get the Facebook Shademug. Facebook Rape is when a friend leaves his facebook unattended and you change there facebook status to something really stupid
Lewis: I got facebook raped last night someone changed my status to back soon got away to shops for tampons
Fraser: Unlucky man i kind of guessed when i saw your status i still liked it though haha
Fraser: Unlucky man i kind of guessed when i saw your status i still liked it though haha
by oody3000 January 12, 2010
Get the Facebook Rapemug.