Often a glasses wearing Vietnam boi who plays the division 2 and begs with his mates jack and James for bread and unripened cherries at the side of the A14
Hey you see Dylan over there
Yes I’m Dylan you fucking disgusting cretin can I have some bread please I’m really poor
Yes I’m Dylan you fucking disgusting cretin can I have some bread please I’m really poor
by Pyro_is_thicc July 1, 2019

Dylan is a fucking legend. He cares bout evryone but most importantly his girlfriend Megan and his mates as well as his family. He will ride out for any of his family that needs him and also enjoys music more specifically UK Drill. He is on a leash with his girlfriend but he loves her and doesn’t mind spending time with her at all (sorry babe 😂🤣). Hates school but he knows it necessary and he loves sport. An overall fucking GOAtT true g lad
by ivegotscratches100 June 13, 2020

by dylanbahamboulafan December 6, 2021

by Dylan’s trim October 23, 2023

A guy who is in love with trains and Minecraft, he is bitchless with no game. has a small dick but is a monster in bed.
by booger flicker 34 November 17, 2022

Dylan is a basic white guy that would help out his close friends. Whenever it comes to his friends or someone he lives he’ll protect them over anything. Although if you betray them they’ll take it the wrong way and take it in worse. Dylan will always make anything a big deal. He’s very possessive. If he doesn’t get what he wants, he’ll get really frustrated. But he will and can match your energy. Dylan is not dry. If he ever is then he doesn’t like you.
by Mekachiku May 20, 2022
