dutch montana

While on an official tour of the Grote Kerk, you insert a Ponderosa Pinecone in the anal and/or vaginal orifice of your partner while occupying the third from left confession booth.

Female: Babe, Lets do a Dutch Montana since we're here.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.

by Joe_Pesci March 24, 2021

get in dutch

To get in trouble. American idiom. May be related to "Dutch uncle."

I'm afraid I'll get in dutch because of my screw-up.

by AncientGeek April 7, 2021

Dutch chick

Chicks with dicks

I was looking on the internet for hot dutch chicks and to my surprise the web site had chicks with dicks!

by Fronadil April 30, 2021

Dutch Hayride

A wagon loaded with liquor and inflatable love dolls.

Wanna go on a Dutch Hayride?

by Zupdogg May 18, 2021

Dutch Bellows

When you lean forward while taking a dump and a blast of shitty-smelling air comes up from the collar of your shirt, wafting your face

At the end of a night of Taco Bell, you're at risk for a Dutch Bellows while on the toilet.

I Dutch Bellows'd myself during my coffee-shit this morning.

by Ace-Money May 20, 2021

Dutch Hand

the act of farting in your hand and throwing it at another person

person 1: what’s that bad smell??
person 2: i just hit you with the dutch hand ahahahahah

by drake_lover.123 November 4, 2024

Paris hilton dutch oven

Farting in your purse while your dog is also in the purse

My dog hates is when I give it a paris Hilton Dutch oven

by DontEatMeBrp November 24, 2024