Not cool 

An expression on how something is... well, not cool. Very similar to the following expression: gay, retarded, lame, etc.

"Dude, you got drunk and danced naked in the middle of the freeway while singing "Jingle Bells" in Spanish?!"

"Dude, I know. Totally not cool."
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Not cool situation: When you get an "F" on your math test because you studied the wrong chapter... three minutes prior to the test ^_^
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*Bitch slap* <---- Not cool.
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Boyfriend: "I have something to tell you..."
Girlfriend: "You love me? =)"
Boyfriend: "Uh, I'm gay."
Girlfriend: "What? NOT AGAIN! This is SO not cool"

Not cool by Psych! December 28, 2005

double cool with knobs

To be very very very cool; a shorter and cooler way to say 'very very very cool'

"Hey man, did you see the new Star Wars movie?"
"Yeah! It was double cool with knobs!"

double cool with knobs by Rebecca Dakai September 18, 2005

too cool to hang out syndrome 

When you wanna go out at night and your friends don't get back to your message even though you know they got it.

I called everyone on my cell and messaged everyone on facebook but they all have too cool to hang out syndrome.

too cool to hang out syndrome by Ctownfrown March 14, 2008

That's What The Cool Kids Do 

A mocking and sarcastic term for a stupid event or idea. Used to mock "popular"/ mean people at schools. Remember to say it sarcastically!

Tim: LET'S BUY A $2000 PET ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marie: *Scoff* That's what the cool kids do.

Viva:And then when I was twittering at the park I bumped into a tree!
Rhonda: Good god Viva. That's what the cool kids do.

That's What The Cool Kids Do by Swimchic96 February 14, 2010

Facebook Cool

Facebook cool means you are friends with people you don't even know.

Kevin Hiske is facebook cool!!!

Facebook Cool by facebook cool kevin April 13, 2009

Tall Cool Glass of Water 

A refreshingly desirable woman. A woman so hot she is like drinking a tall glass full of ice cold water on a hot summer day! Nothing else is so satisfying to look at.

Ah, now she's a tall cool glass of water!

Tall Cool Glass of Water by Willie333 April 2, 2008

i'm cool

-to decline an offer.
-something cocky idiots say when they think they're cool.

-Dick: "Hey man, let's shave our asses, drink a gallon or pepto-bismol and then go see ashlee simpson in concert!"
Bob: "..naw i'm cool."

-Dick: "I'm cool"
Bob: "No you're fuckin not"

i'm cool by st3vee September 11, 2005