Buddy

Tacky; not tasteful; fashionable; shabby in appearance; shoddy; cheap; tasteless; gaudy.

Can also be lengthened to "budtastic" to emphasize just HOW buddy something is.

"You guys are hosting a party with a FROZEN CASSEROLE as the main entrée? That's buddy. You could've at least made it fresh."

"You're wearing flip flops to prom? That's buddy. I could have loaned you some high heels."

"Dude, that tent you built is buddy. Did you make it from trash? Next time, use a tarp. "

by stareven March 22, 2022

Bluetooth Tunnel Buddy

If your friend has a girlfriend, and his girlfriend slept with his sister, and you sleep with his sister. you are now Bluetooth Tunnel Buddies with your friend

hey you know my buddy matt? I am his Bluetooth Tunnel Buddy

by florida stanley February 20, 2020

Puddle buddy

Melted methamphetamine ready to be smoked

Someone stole my Hillbilly glue (methamphetamine) last night...they took everything besides my bowl with my puddle buddy

by Weaselbub November 13, 2016

cubi-buddy

What you call the person/persons who share cubicle space with you. Helps to distract you from the fact that you work in a cubicle...something you swore you'd never do.

I spent all day talking to my cubi-buddy without ever actually seeing their face.

by reallythathandleisinusebysome May 3, 2016

punch buddy

Someone who you punch for fun to feel better/good in any situation

We went in to the haunted house, I brought my punch buddy with me so I will feel better.

by AmazingMary December 8, 2015

Banana Buddies

kinda like tunnel brothers except for girls. if two girls fuck the same guy, they become banana buddies.

"so you fucked jake? because i did too" "yeah stacey. i fucked jake. this makes us banana buddies."

by TheRealBlondeJesus October 25, 2017

comment buddy

The people who posts selfies of themselves and then their friends and stalkers posts emoji's expressing her beauty and posts stuff like "HOT" and shit. This mainly happens to teenagers that are girls.

John: Wow, Sarah has a lot of comments on Instagram.
Joe: Yeah, comment buddys.
John: Mhm.

by how2pee May 11, 2016