todo bien

its a colombian word for its everything ok?

quibo parce todo bien?

by katie mooon November 15, 2016

trashy bidet

When you take a shit so big and dense that the toilet water splashes up onto your ass hole.

Dude, I took a shit so big I got a trashy bidet.

by Bidet boss October 12, 2017

american bidet

Getting a dog to lick ones butthole after going number two.

My colleague Josh trained his labrador to give him an American bidet--- god damn, you should see how happy the dog is afterwards.

by Khalfani Lisimba April 19, 2018

Ghetto bidet

when your taking a big shit, and it hits the toilet water and then, the water splashes your a-hole. (Just like a kid cannonballing into the pool)

Dude I just gave myself a ghetto bidet

by _cpek December 8, 2017

Finnish bidet

A term coined by professional shit poster (and Youtuber) Jeff Holiday, a Finnish bidet is taking a shit in the middle of a blizzard, and letting your body heat melt the frost on your ass in order to wash yo ass (Tariq Nasheed style)

Bertha didn't wipe her ass after taking a shit in the her outhouse in the middle of a blizzard, she just Finnish Bidet'd it

by Wizard of Cummies December 20, 2017

Buddy bidet

When you take a dump and your friend pees down your asscrack to clean it

Hey I ran out of toilet paper, can you give me a buddy bidet

by Jor240 November 29, 2018

To bidet

A sexual act in which one person lies on the bed with a mouthful of water while the partner places their anus on top of the mouth. The partner on the bed then squirts water up at the anus, cleaning it and providing maximum pleasure

"my anus was pretty dirty the other day, so I got Stacy to bidet me, it was glorious"

by Peter bidet February 4, 2019