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John Andrew Constantino 

He's one of the leaders of the bulbol cartel(lead by alias lotenzo, and alias lewis). He is known for being the mastermind of their smuggle of sperm across the world.
Putangina John Andrew Constantino. Ang pogi mo

dirty andrew 

when you cum in a black women's ass but their ass regurgitates it up and does a splendid cum shot into her mouth. Your wife proceeds to come in and the naked black woman jumps out the window but doesn't die your wife tryes to do a dirty andrew but shes is white so it doesn't work
oi James i just popped a dirty andrew
dirty andrew by dtrf June 28, 2022

lauren and andrew 

The cutest couple ever. They argue all the time but it’s who loves who more. Both get paranoid but it’s ok because they accept each other’s flaws. Andrew is a total nerd who is hot and Lauren is beautiful and popular but hangs out with the geeks because she is one. They joke around all the time and it will last forever or a really long time.
Omg do you see Lauren and Andrew? They are so cute together I wish that I had that

Dirty Andrew 

A full grown ass tween, that looks like a lesbian tennis player. Thinks girls are "Icky". Never seen a vagina with the lights on in real life. See also: Cake Boy, or Midnight Golfer.
Wanted to go to the gentleman's club, but naked girls make Dirty Andrew want to write his congressman.

Pulling an Andrew

Managing to screw up a sure thing with a girl, against all odds.
"Me and my friends are having a contest to see who can make out with a guy first tonight..."
"Oh that sounds like fun, well I'll see you in class tomorrow. Good luck."

"We should go check out a private study carrel at the library and prepare for our anatomy exam..."
"They probably won't let me reserve one until I return my overdue book. Plus I already studied a lot yesterday."

"Hey man, how did it go with that girl last night?"
"I ended up pulling an Andrew..."
"Again? That was a sure thing!"
Pulling an Andrew by Rusty's Wish February 27, 2010

an Andrew 

To be an Andrew is to be someone who loves the anus. An Andrew loves both to explore and pleasure the anus of another male.
Mark: Wow i got so drunk last night. Did i do anything freaky?

Thomas: You were being an Andrew. My anus is still in pain!
an Andrew by sender 354 June 29, 2008