Wood-pecking

The act of tapping away at your girlfriend's back/leg with your erect penis to wake her up in bed.

"My wife is forcing me to go to couples counseling for wood-pecking too much."

by God'sMistake November 9, 2025

Chopped wood

The combination of "chopped" and "morning wood"

It means ugly dick

"That guy has chopped wood"

by Lil.bitofchives November 11, 2025

PJ Woods and Co Calendar

Calendar full of the craziest days of the year

I checked my bro's calendar to realize it was a PJ Woods and Co Calendar

by RyZ Raps November 12, 2025

Camp Mosey Wood

A Girl Scout camp in the Poconos, established in 1939.

Girl 1: How was your week at Camp Mosey Wood?
Girl 2: Good, but I think I might be a lesbian

by crwsb November 17, 2025

Wood Inducement

A visual stimulus so powerful it causes an immediate hardware upgrade in a man's pants. It's not a choice; it’s an inducement.

“I was trying to focus on my workout, but that girl in the squat rack was providing some serious wood inducement.”

by Bsvant December 26, 2025

Wood lake

A massive puddle of precum and cum, often spreading to cover an entire floor, beneath a sling or slings in which a series of men have been suspended and repeatedly brought to orgasm over a period of days. Orgasms may result from anal penetration, prostate stimulation, fellatio, frotting, masturbation, or any other means.

Also, a large puddle of precum and cum from a big cummer having a series of wet dreams while sleeping naked on a tile floor.

My friend has a wood lake in his basement. He has 3 slings down there, and last weekend 1,372 guys spend about 5 minutes each in a sling and ejaculated onto the floor.

Her boyfriend was a heavy cummer and left a wood lake after she refused him sex, made him sleep on the floor, and he had a lot of wet dreams.

by Velvet Tongue December 29, 2025

pat wooded

𝗣𝗮𝘁-wood-ed

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣
A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score. A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score.

present participle: 𝗣𝗮𝘁 𝗪𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

"I can't believe it, he's just Pat Wooded it from two yards out!"

by Junglemunch87 February 10, 2024