French horn

When three or more women sit on each others face at the same time and make the sweet sound of their people by blowing into each other’s vagina at the same time. ♻️

Helen, Kathy, and I French horned last night.

by Pixie Crotch April 19, 2023

french toast

When something great has happened you say 'french toast'.

Synonym for 'fuck yeah' or 'awesome'.

'I just graduated medical school!'

'French toast!'

by superswagsturniolos_ July 18, 2022

French Brad Pitt

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.

If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

French Manicure

French Manicure- when a guy says “just the tip”

“I know you’re tired bae, lemme just give you the french”

French Manicure: when he wants to put just the tip in

“Ugh tonight...ok maybe just a french mani”

by Therealestlexgal93 December 27, 2020

French Taco

A French Taco is when you bend your partner over the couch and have him or her shit taco bell out while you use your tongue to push it back in repeatedly.

Yo, Bro! Kyle gave heather a French taco last night.

by PussyKiller696968 May 1, 2019

French Tax

If there is a french racing driver or a manufacturer taking part in a motorsport race weekend,they must suffer at least one mechanical failure that will result in either a DNF or 0 points race result.

"The Alpine car's engine shut off and they've stopped on the track.That's French Tax for you."

by Wojach May 9, 2023

Late in French

Late in French is "en retard." Used for the times you've got the itch to say slur, but don't want to fully commit.

You're late in French.

by Bob The french January 19, 2024