Cock Waffle

Cock waffle is an insult towards the stupidest of stupid retards who have a microscopic penis.

Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.

Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."

by F4k3_Fl0w3rs March 16, 2023

Twat Waffle

Someone who's being a ditsy bitch

You won't believe what that twat waffle did !

by xSunn April 30, 2016

Waffle House

The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.

Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky

Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host

by M_Ace January 18, 2023

waffling

brave and honed and strong

my freind is waffling

by pet sim pro October 11, 2022

Twat Waffle

To be rude or unkind to your extremely nice older sister or relative.

My little sister ( Kobi) is being such a twat waffle right now.

by teeeeeeheeeeeteeeee August 21, 2019

waffle

british slang for gibrish

waffle is also a food

george : elizabeth ur so bad at this game like what
elizabeth: dude ur speaking absolute waffle right now

by Southerenduckk September 16, 2025

Twat waffle

A vagina that has been in fishnet stockings for a full shift or at lease two shows. See also two show pussy.

After the evening show Kevina flashed me a shot of her twat waffle.

by SexiestRexiest May 24, 2019