Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.
This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.
by felix badcock March 31, 2024
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Dirty Waffle

Make a hole in a waffle and slide it down his dick. Add your desired topping, peanut butter, syrup butter etc. Give head and jack off until he rains the cum down onto the waffle and then both share waffle together.
I bought this waffle maker just so we could try the dirty waffle and it was so worth it!
by GinanJuc November 01, 2023
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Dick waffle

When her pussy is so hot and tight it compresses and slightly cooks your dick and some cases you pull out with cum dripping as if syrup is glazed over your dick
by Bleppper Blea December 10, 2017
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waffle jacker

A girl so pretty you don't mind if she steals food off your plate.
Dang man check out that girl, she's a real waffle jacker!
by thebroncosrule January 17, 2016
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flaming crotch waffle

A crotch so inflamed it looked like her pussy was on a waffle iron.
I was about to smash when she pulled her pants down, I screamed flaming crotch waffle and ran.
by CrazyGirl1991 November 13, 2020
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