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scottish waffle

Simmler to the blue waffle but with more haggis.
Your could smell here Scottish waffle from 10 feet away.
by Trashmastet2k January 28, 2018
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Frankenstein's Waffle

I was unzipping his pants, and then Frankenstein's Waffle popped out!
by blondemunchkin April 20, 2016
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Waffle stomp

The nice warm feeling of a big turd being crushed into the shower drain
I just did a waffle stomp right when I got into the shower
by Big balls 97 February 9, 2022
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Soggy Waffle

Using maple syrup instead of lube to prep your partner makes for an interesting and tasty session. Get on top of them and begin spreading the sticky syrup all across their body and just wait for the fun. You could even get creative by using a fork if that’s what you’re in to. Just be careful of how long you go for, or you’ll have created a soggy waffle- which is surprisingly preferable in some cases. Canadians are best with this technique and tend to use it 80% of the time for their intercourse. If you’re ever horny and looking for a midnight snack, the soggy waffle won’t fail you! Use whip cream to taste! ;)
“Bro, last night my girl gave me a soggy waffle! We went at it four times before it got too soggy for me!”
by JUSTBITCH November 21, 2021
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waffle

to vacillate between two easy choices for no reason, or perhaps just to annoy anyone who cares
She waffled between two menu items for so long we could have finished dinner by the time she ordered.
by helnwls February 13, 2015
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waffling

to fling your waf (see waf)

comes from the juilius ceaser who said "cut off those wafs.
i was running around waffling all day when i got tired grabbed my waf and went home.
by mike August 20, 2004
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Thot waffle

A dumb coworker thats nothing but a two faced bitch
by Misslinds April 4, 2023
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