Goofy Aww Uncle

Quandale DIngle's Uncle. Very Goofy I will say.

"My Goofy aww Uncle tried to hit me with a cast iron pot."

by GoofyAwwCat October 18, 2022

Gran-Uncle

that country nigga that has a nephew thats older than him that have produce offspring, related to old man baby

i pulled up to my great-grandma house to find my Gran-uncle bumping some Theodis Ealey - Stand Up In It, this country ass nigga

by OG (original gran-uncle)850 July 14, 2022

Uncle-Daddy

When suck so bad at being a dad, you're demoted to Uncle.

He is so pathetic, that fool couldnt even get to the bus stop on time, i'm demoting him to uncle-daddy.

by DaddyLexx May 28, 2019

Reverse Uncle Fester

When you shove a light bulb up your ass instead if your mouth.

I was felling kinda kinky so my girlfriend hooked me up with a reverse Uncle Fester

by Anevilnoyes November 21, 2022

Uncle Cave

The nickname given to many of the uncles who have gone rogue and decided to sleep in caves. They traded their beds for sleeping in 4 feet of water and green bugs. Just a miracle, they used to be proctologists.

uncle cave used to choke and sputter on the pond water that sloshed into his mouth nocturnally. then he figured to tape his mouth shut, so that when he sleeps in 4ft of water and green bugs nothing violates his mouth. uncle cave's body is a temple

my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs

my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning

hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs

I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes

many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)

if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand

by pink and orange girl August 13, 2022

Baby uncle

Uncle that is under 10 years apart, same age or younger

It's kind of awkward seeing my baby Uncle now that we hit puberty

by 459395 April 10, 2023

Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom

Informal terms used to refer to parents who are siblings who inbred.

"My parents are both siblings who inbred to have me so they're my uncle dad and aunt mom."

by Ekker July 29, 2022